Geralt couldn't slay the greatest monster of them all.... The Taxman
If only yax fraud was this easy in real life."Hey, have you cheated your way out of paying 500000$ dollars?"Nah man""Understandable, have a great day"
The witcher's code forbids stealing from homes. I've been cleaning all houses since witcher 1 and I'm still fine.
Only CD Pprojekt Red would get a voice actor and create an extra cutscene when they patch a glitch. These guys are legends
Never had I before felt very nervous in choosing to lie on an NPC...I was actually hesitating when I was in this situation xD
Most terrifying monster ever.
no ive never done that....secretly has 300 pearls:3
"Whosoever purchases goods at an unseemly low price to take advantage of a seller's ignorance, shall be subject to a fine equaling two hundred percent of the earnings from any such a transaction." How the hell does that end up being my fault? It's the inbred seller's fault for being an id.....uh I mean, no never.
This happens if it's the first time you step into Oxenfurt and have a ton of money.Even if you never cheated or used an exploit in the game. I had 75k when I reached Oxenfurt for the first time on a New Game+ and then had a chat with this gentleman.It used to be that you could buy clams from vendors, dismantle them for pearls and sell those for a tidy profit. Or you could kill the cows in White Orchard and sell the leather. Both the exploits referenced here. You still can waltz into people's homes and take their stuff though.Besides the Taxman, CDPR added a Lvl 30 (or 80 if you're in NG+) that spawns if you kill the cows in White Orchard.Not satisfied in patching the glitch, they went the extra mile of adding content just for a laugh. THAT'S how you make a game company!
The real question is: can you hang the diploma in your vineyard home?
Imagine this "Glitch/cheat detection" is in Cyberpunk 2077.. if you really did money cheat in game, the futuristic tax guy will scan and detect you are lying and says "Nice try, i'm not getting fooled again this time" and sends you to jail..Idk.. it just sounds neat & funny to have IMO xD
List of other Tax evaders to catchHero of FereldenDohvahkiinLinketc
I'm crazy enough to take on the Wild Hunt, but the IRS? NOOOOO THANK YOU!
The developers' way of saying: "We know what you do"
Wow a way to catch glitched money and making it feel organic instead of randomly seeing your money gone or a lot of it taken.
Guard : who are you:- i am glitcher 😂😂😂
Article 86, section 3 of the Tax Code: "Whosoever purchases goods at an unseemly low price to take advantage of the seller's ignorance shall be subject to a fine equalling two hundred percent of the earnings from any such a transaction."What an absolutely spasticated rule
What? ME, walk into every single house and loot anything short of guarded objects? Never!
Hahaha. Witcher's honor.HAHAHAHAHAHAYes, Geralt. Just like that "Witcher's Code"...that doesn't exist.
The Glitcher 3: Wild Hack
This isn't from glitching. Just from selling lots of dead guys' swords
Yet another reason that CDPR is one of the greatest game studios and that The Witcher 3 is one of the best games of all time
Moral of the Story: LIE, LIE, and LIE again!
The passive agressivness I feel from CDPR is amazing
Happened to me on my New Playthrough + and all I did was sell all the shit I had in my stash. Got 1,000 a piece and I had a lot of stuff
Used a trainer to skip through some missions since I had lost a save file and was so confused when I saw him lol. Thought he was a quest... and kept the taxpayers certificate.
I love how they pile on the guilt afterward lmao, like when your parents treat you so you have to admit you've done wrong.
Tax man: Ever sell skins?Me: I can sell those?Tax man: Ever sell pearls?Me: Ooo, I should sell those.Tax man: Ever rob people?Me: ... For services rendered, folk were all too happy to give me all their material possessions. All. Of them.Receives diploma. Proceeds to sell skins, pearls, and rob the guy on the corner.
What kind of man would get into the Bivalve trade without knowing their true worth? Sounds like their asking to get taken.
This isn't a glitching thing, it's tied to your current gold. if you are carrying 35k this scene comes up.
I liked this BUT there were 999 dislikes, so..sorry
"have you ever waltzed into someone house and taken stuff without permision"ME: "uhhhhh....."
Witcher's Code! I swear!
Glitcher 3: Tax Evasion
That's a lie, That's a lie, That's a lie lie lie
Have you used magic spells such as "HESOYAM" lately?
i never go into people's houses and take things, wtf are u on about?
It would be awesome if the taxman became a running joke in all rpgs from now on haha
Have you or have you not used Cheat Engine 5.6? Me? Ofcourse not!
*taxman by the Beatles plays in the background *
Would be even better if ypu would get punished for lying XD and get a warning if you are truthful
If only the IRS could be fooled as easily
This isn't just glitching, I think it's if u have 35,000 crowns
This is a very complex bureaucracy for medieval times.
The funniest thing is that I triggered it buy selling all my loot at once that I had stashed. It was about 25k worth of of swords armor and random junk
I haven't played witcher 3 in a long time so when he mentioned Pearls I was like BRUH XDDDDD
Clerk: So that's Geralt of Rivia who is next on the list?pulls list of names form bag and readsClerk: Hero of Ferelden, Champion of Kirkwall, Herald of Andraste, Dragonborn....Damn that will take me the whole day.
"Have you ever waltzed into someones house and taken something without permission?"Every RPG Hero in the whole multiverse shrugs in guilt.
My boi is lucky the IRS wasn’t invented yet.
Now thats the most immersive thing I've ever witnessed. That congratulations tho"Congrats, you've donnit!"
That's weird, I've been visited by him but never did a money glitch 🤔
And now he's off to arrest Yoshi
Witcher, monster slayer, arms dealer with the amount of weapons I sell
This is how you know the devs care for their game; when they go so far as to add an in-universe confrontation for exploits.
I got this but did not "glitch"
The Glitcher 3 Wild Hunt
I had this, I had like 20 silver crowns then and there"Have you engaged in the undisclosed taking of others silver?"Me? I would never do that...
There's a reason even The Joker is afraid of Taxman😂
"I sell limited collectors-edition gwent cards. There! You know my secret to quick riches. Happy?"
"I'm crazy enough to fight monsters, but the taxmen? Nnnnno sir!"
Why do you make Geralt look like an emo boy? He's a FOOKIN monster slayer!
this is how witcher 3 stands out to other rpgs out there. cd pro crew focuses on small details which is most of the time unnoticable but when your attention comes to it you will be able to appreciate the effort that the team has put through this game.. amazing
Lmao I got this guy right after I started using console commands although I finished the game first before messing about with them
In before cyberpunk has something of the same
Wow. I didn't know it was to prevent glitches. I got this scene but never willingly glitched
I spent my whole playthrough gathering valuable items and sold them all at once and this happened to me
i don't use money glitches and exploits i only sell the swords i pick up on enemies and the loots on skellige question marks but i still got this dialogue
CD Projekt Red might honestly be my favorite devs now. I love somebody had the reaction to the money glitch of "Well we can fix it and then have the tax man turn up" lmao