The Witcher 3 - What Happens If You Get Caught Glitching


If you glitch money in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt then you may receive a visit from the taxman.
  • Reiko Reseñas

    Geralt couldn't slay the greatest monster of them all.... The Taxman

  • Dank Potatoes

    If only yax fraud was this easy in real life."Hey, have you cheated your way out of paying 500000$ dollars?"Nah man""Understandable, have a great day"

  • Admiral Ackbar

    The witcher's code forbids stealing from homes. I've been cleaning all houses since witcher 1 and I'm still fine.

  • John

    Only CD Pprojekt Red would get a voice actor and create an extra cutscene when they patch a glitch. These guys are legends

  • Anthony! Senpai-kun~

    Never had I before felt very nervous in choosing to lie on an NPC...I was actually hesitating when I was in this situation xD

  • Michael Foye

    Most terrifying monster ever.

  • KILLER DEATH720

    no ive never done that....secretly has 300 pearls:3

  • Prof. Genki

    "Whosoever purchases goods at an unseemly low price to take advantage of a seller's ignorance, shall be subject to a fine equaling two hundred percent of the earnings from any such a transaction." How the hell does that end up being my fault? It's the inbred seller's fault for being an id.....uh I mean, no never.

  • Thauã Aguirre

    This happens if it's the first time you step into Oxenfurt and have a ton of money.Even if you never cheated or used an exploit in the game. I had 75k when I reached Oxenfurt for the first time on a New Game+ and then had a chat with this gentleman.It used to be that you could buy clams from vendors, dismantle them for pearls and sell those for a tidy profit. Or you could kill the cows in White Orchard and sell the leather. Both the exploits referenced here. You still can waltz into people's homes and take their stuff though.Besides the Taxman, CDPR added a Lvl 30 (or 80 if you're in NG+) that spawns if you kill the cows in White Orchard.Not satisfied in patching the glitch, they went the extra mile of adding content just for a laugh. THAT'S how you make a game company!

  • Zela Morre

    The real question is: can you hang the diploma in your vineyard home?

  • JeyVGaming

    Imagine this "Glitch/cheat detection" is in Cyberpunk 2077.. if you really did money cheat in game, the futuristic tax guy will scan and detect you are lying and says "Nice try, i'm not getting fooled again this time" and sends you to jail..Idk.. it just sounds neat & funny to have IMO xD

  • iskoconquers

    List of other Tax evaders to catchHero of FereldenDohvahkiinLinketc

  • Cody King

    I'm crazy enough to take on the Wild Hunt, but the IRS? NOOOOO THANK YOU!

  • Celestial Dragon

    The developers' way of saying: "We know what you do"

  • Fawkes.

    Wow a way to catch glitched money and making it feel organic instead of randomly seeing your money gone or a lot of it taken.

  • ravi

    Guard : who are you:- i am glitcher 😂😂😂

  • Kris Douglas

    Article 86, section 3 of the Tax Code: "Whosoever purchases goods at an unseemly low price to take advantage of the seller's ignorance shall be subject to a fine equalling two hundred percent of the earnings from any such a transaction."What an absolutely spasticated rule

  • Bazzralic

    What? ME, walk into every single house and loot anything short of guarded objects? Never!

  • DGneoseeker1

    Hahaha. Witcher's honor.HAHAHAHAHAHAYes, Geralt. Just like that "Witcher's Code"...that doesn't exist.

  • Levo GAMES

    The Glitcher 3: Wild Hack

  • Hirschy Kirkwood

    This isn't from glitching. Just from selling lots of dead guys' swords

  • Jormungandr

    Yet another reason that CDPR is one of the greatest game studios and that The Witcher 3 is one of the best games of all time

  • A. Waldall

    Moral of the Story: LIE, LIE, and LIE again!

  • Mahnel

    The passive agressivness I feel from CDPR is amazing

  • Dragonheart4

    Happened to me on my New Playthrough + and all I did was sell all the shit I had in my stash. Got 1,000 a piece and I had a lot of stuff

  • Kyle Li

    Used a trainer to skip through some missions since I had lost a save file and was so confused when I saw him lol. Thought he was a quest... and kept the taxpayers certificate.

  • Cian Mulvey

    I love how they pile on the guilt afterward lmao, like when your parents treat you so you have to admit you've done wrong.

  • Blackfire18

    Tax man: Ever sell skins?Me: I can sell those?Tax man: Ever sell pearls?Me: Ooo, I should sell those.Tax man: Ever rob people?Me: ... For services rendered, folk were all too happy to give me all their material possessions. All. Of them.Receives diploma. Proceeds to sell skins, pearls, and rob the guy on the corner.

  • Cat Man Do

    What kind of man would get into the Bivalve trade without knowing their true worth? Sounds like their asking to get taken.

  • neo bear

    This isn't a glitching thing, it's tied to your current gold. if you are carrying 35k this scene comes up.

  • Eric Mistrot

    I liked this BUT there were 999 dislikes, so..sorry

  • Random Fun

    "have you ever waltzed into someone house and taken stuff without permision"ME: "uhhhhh....."

  • flashmozzg

    Witcher's Code! I swear!

  • Awesome Rara

    Glitcher 3: Tax Evasion

  • TingTing Lin

    That's a lie, That's a lie, That's a lie lie lie

  • Sizifus

    Have you used magic spells such as "HESOYAM" lately?

  • Nikolaus Jones

    i never go into people's houses and take things, wtf are u on about?

  • Sergin

    It would be awesome if the taxman became a running joke in all rpgs from now on haha

  • Garry Superales

    Have you or have you not used Cheat Engine 5.6? Me? Ofcourse not!

  • Heartworn Fox

    *taxman by the Beatles plays in the background *

  • Gabs

    Would be even better if ypu would get punished for lying XD and get a warning if you are truthful

  • Mr.Skittle Biscuit

    If only the IRS could be fooled as easily

  • Zach Gleit

    This isn't just glitching, I think it's if u have 35,000 crowns

  • 537monster

    This is a very complex bureaucracy for medieval times.

  • yokedmonster

    The funniest thing is that I triggered it buy selling all my loot at once that I had stashed. It was about 25k worth of of swords armor and random junk

  • Juviel Martinez Torres

    I haven't played witcher 3 in a long time so when he mentioned Pearls I was like BRUH XDDDDD

  • Marphey

    Clerk: So that's Geralt of Rivia who is next on the list?pulls list of names form bag and readsClerk: Hero of Ferelden, Champion of Kirkwall, Herald of Andraste, Dragonborn....Damn that will take me the whole day.

  • Cavare Envius

    "Have you ever waltzed into someones house and taken something without permission?"Every RPG Hero in the whole multiverse shrugs in guilt.

  • Sum Ting Wong

    My boi is lucky the IRS wasn’t invented yet.

  • YPhoenix

    Now thats the most immersive thing I've ever witnessed. That congratulations tho"Congrats, you've donnit!"

  • efugugi booji

    That's weird, I've been visited by him but never did a money glitch 🤔

  • Ryan Tarsa

    And now he's off to arrest Yoshi

  • dirzy doo

    Witcher, monster slayer, arms dealer with the amount of weapons I sell

  • Finn Underwood

    This is how you know the devs care for their game; when they go so far as to add an in-universe confrontation for exploits.

  • Dr.Ehrfurchtgebietend

    I got this but did not "glitch"

  • Similak Child

    The Glitcher 3 Wild Hunt

  • Rednassie

    I had this, I had like 20 silver crowns then and there"Have you engaged in the undisclosed taking of others silver?"Me? I would never do that...

  • Noob Player

    There's a reason even The Joker is afraid of Taxman😂

  • Letho of Gulet

    "I sell limited collectors-edition gwent cards. There! You know my secret to quick riches. Happy?"

  • Cancer Connoisseur

    "I'm crazy enough to fight monsters, but the taxmen? Nnnnno sir!"

  • Dallasmed65

    Why do you make Geralt look like an emo boy? He's a FOOKIN monster slayer!

  • Sendo Tiago

    this is how witcher 3 stands out to other rpgs out there. cd pro crew focuses on small details which is most of the time unnoticable but when your attention comes to it you will be able to appreciate the effort that the team has put through this game.. amazing

  • Phoenixoverlord17X

    Lmao I got this guy right after I started using console commands although I finished the game first before messing about with them

  • MrNotagoodtime

    In before cyberpunk has something of the same

  • LastShade100

    Wow. I didn't know it was to prevent glitches. I got this scene but never willingly glitched

  • Marvellous Pineapple

    I spent my whole playthrough gathering valuable items and sold them all at once and this happened to me

  • what the fuck

    i don't use money glitches and exploits i only sell the swords i pick up on enemies and the loots on skellige question marks but i still got this dialogue

  • Reece Gallagher

    CD Projekt Red might honestly be my favorite devs now. I love somebody had the reaction to the money glitch of "Well we can fix it and then have the tax man turn up" lmao

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